breakthecitysky:

Actual conversations with my 2 year old daughter, as re-enacted by me and another full grown man - Episode 1.

  • Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
  • Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
  • Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
  • Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
  • Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
  • Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
  • Period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
  • Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
  • Period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
  • Period: Yell at a puppy.
chudobs:

someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining

chudobs:

someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

the-important-1:

Beautiful in life, even more so in death.
Took this picture last summer(2010) in Colorado. Right outside of a friends Cabin.

the-important-1:

Beautiful in life, even more so in death.

Took this picture last summer(2010) in Colorado. Right outside of a friends Cabin.

squeekycleandave:

jupiterstarr:


Abandoned Amusement Park in New Orleans

they say New orleans is haunted… this has proved the theory 100%

That.
squeekycleandave:

jupiterstarr:


Abandoned Amusement Park in New Orleans

they say New orleans is haunted… this has proved the theory 100%

That.
squeekycleandave:

jupiterstarr:


Abandoned Amusement Park in New Orleans

they say New orleans is haunted… this has proved the theory 100%

That.
squeekycleandave:

jupiterstarr:


Abandoned Amusement Park in New Orleans

they say New orleans is haunted… this has proved the theory 100%

That.
squeekycleandave:

jupiterstarr:


Abandoned Amusement Park in New Orleans

they say New orleans is haunted… this has proved the theory 100%

That.
squeekycleandave:

jupiterstarr:


Abandoned Amusement Park in New Orleans

they say New orleans is haunted… this has proved the theory 100%

That.
squeekycleandave:

jupiterstarr:


Abandoned Amusement Park in New Orleans

they say New orleans is haunted… this has proved the theory 100%

That.
squeekycleandave:

jupiterstarr:


Abandoned Amusement Park in New Orleans

they say New orleans is haunted… this has proved the theory 100%

That.
squeekycleandave:

jupiterstarr:


Abandoned Amusement Park in New Orleans

they say New orleans is haunted… this has proved the theory 100%

That.
squeekycleandave:

jupiterstarr:


Abandoned Amusement Park in New Orleans

they say New orleans is haunted… this has proved the theory 100%

That.

squeekycleandave:

jupiterstarr:

Abandoned Amusement Park in New Orleans

they say New orleans is haunted… this has proved the theory 100%

That.

(Source: motionburnsthemood)

Franz Kafka interviewing Gregor Samsa and Friend, 1915.

I always loved this story.

(Source: rrosehobart)

"I like drinking coffee alone and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone and walking home alone. It gives me time to think and set my mind free. I like eating alone and listening to music alone. But when I see a mother with her child, a girl with her lover, or a friend laughing with their best friend, I realize that even though I like being alone, I don’t fancy being lonely. The sky is beautiful, but the people are sad. I just need someone who won’t run away."
— Unknown  (via elementals)

(Source: buddhacoffee)

 

(Source: billhitchert)

magicbuffet:

omfg yes
magicbuffet:

omfg yes

magicbuffet:

omfg yes

(Source: peachpup)

  1. Camera: Canon CanoScan LiDE 210

baseballcardvandals:

this is crazy.