for an off night
Actual conversations with my 2 year old daughter, as re-enacted by me and another full grown man - Episode 1.
23rd May 2013
Reblogged From breakthecitysky
Notes: 319
- Period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
- Period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
- Period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
- Period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
- Period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
- Period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
- Period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
- Period: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
- Period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
- Period: Yell at a puppy.
someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
Beautiful in life, even more so in death.
Took this picture last summer(2010) in Colorado. Right outside of a friends Cabin.
Abandoned Amusement Park in New Orleans
they say New orleans is haunted… this has proved the theory 100%
That.
(Source: motionburnsthemood)
Franz Kafka interviewing Gregor Samsa and Friend, 1915.
I always loved this story.
(Source: rrosehobart)
"I like drinking coffee alone and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone and walking home alone. It gives me time to think and set my mind free. I like eating alone and listening to music alone. But when I see a mother with her child, a girl with her lover, or a friend laughing with their best friend, I realize that even though I like being alone, I don’t fancy being lonely. The sky is beautiful, but the people are sad. I just need someone who won’t run away."
— Unknown (via elementals)
(Source: buddhacoffee)
(Source: billhitchert)
- Camera: Canon CanoScan LiDE 210
this is crazy.
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